Signs You Are Watching Low Budget Movie

7 Signs You Are Watching A Low Budget Movie:

1. The word weekend, beach, party or naked in the title.
2. Something tells you that Star Wars Episode II: Porky's Revenge isn't a George Lucas production.
3. During the dramatic scene of an ocean liner sinking, you notice a gigantic bar of soap floating in the background.
4. Half of the scenes begin with an actor peering into the camera saying, "OK. It's working again."
5. When Godzilla jumps up, you can see his Beanie Babies label.
6. The entire film is from a store surveillance camera.
7. Credits reveal that the movie's director is also the gaffer, grip, hair stylist and caterer.